Burning Grammy Questions
Where was Kanye West when you needed him? Perhaps he could have mitigated some of the Taylor-phoria at the 52nd annual Grammy Awards, which many people are complaining was more like the Country Music Awards, what with the Zac Brown Brand (who?) winning for best new artist.
Ricky Martin—did you get the heat you asked for twice?
Kaley Cuoco—was your dress on backwards?
Bon Jovi—why did the fan-chosen “Living on a Prayer” only run about 1:30? Always leave them wanting more, I guess.
Beyonce—did you really grab your crotch?
Whichever Jonas brother—do glasses make you look more mature? It kinda worked.
Lionel Richie—can you read the teleprompter a little more smoothly or memorize your intro better? It distracted from the significance of what you were saying.
Kings of Leon—maybe not so many shots before the show next time. This isn’t the Golden Globes.
